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“Because it’s micronized, the texture is much softer than standard, gritty creatine… it dissolves very smoothly into plain water, juice, or a protein shake.”
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Micronized creatine with AstraGin®.
Unflavored, no sugar, dissolves without grit.
Made in an NSF-certified facility in the USA.
Pick us up. Turn us around. Read every last detail. Micronized creatine monohydrate with AstraGin®. Unflavored. Zero sugar.
We like someone who pays attention.
Put your body into it.
Each serving delivers 5 g of micronized creatine
to support strength and high-intensity performance.
Some pairings deserve a closer look. Creatine monohydrate meets AstraGin® in one
daily scoop. Get acquainted.
We like our labels revealing. Unflavored. No added sugar.
Mix it into your drink of choice. We won’t make it weird.
We’d like to see you regularly. One scoop a day, with 100 servings in every jar. Training
days, rest days, and everything in between. Consider this an invitation to something a
little more committed.
We’d like to see you regularly. One scoop daily. 100 servings per jar. Training days, rest days. Let’s make this a habit.
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Follow the serving instructions on the label.
Enthusiasm is not a unit of measurement.

Into your preferred drink. Maintain eye contact
if you want to make breakfast uncomfortable.

Make it a habit. Keep training. The boring bits
still apply, even with a headline like ours.


We wanted to make a supplement brand that spoke like the group chat after midnight.
Because somewhere between “unlock your potential” and “embrace your wellness,” buying
a tub of creatine became unbearably earnest.









“Because it’s micronized, the texture is much softer than standard, gritty creatine… it dissolves very smoothly into plain water, juice, or a protein shake.”
“Been taking 3–5g almost daily for two months. Recovery is way better, and I’m sleeping better too.”
“The powder has no noticeable taste or smell. Once mixed, it drinks almost like plain water…”
“It dissolves really cleanly and completely in water, without the stubborn residue at the bottom…”



